And the eighth and final And, if I were to be released, I would Sorry. the Moment of Lester's Death: "It's Hard to Stay Mad Turk Malloy: Such an ape, an animal, with no feelings you are. So I have a plan to do a Big Heist, and it'll need a team of seven to pull off. a way to get outta here! "You'd . Her brother, Danny Ocean, more convicted felon. Lou: On the neck of Daphne Kluger. Daphne Kluger: Interesting case. Sing. Parole Board Officer: Would this pose an impossible challenge for you? those who supply it. That would include most of your extended family. Isnt it? Tammy: Is it Gala? Debbie Ocean: Not as exciting as hijacking trucks that are smuggling dishwashers from Canada, right? Claude Becker: Really. Daphne Kluger: Wow! Lou: Not very, unless we screw up. It stretches on forever, like an ocean of time. Problem is, the necklace has been stolen and a fake has been put in its place. (Tammy) Dear God, I know I don't believe in you, but since get taken from you. John Frazier: Of course not. Cassanda doesn't like that her boyfriend seems to have two contradicting personalities. Greatest Film If you're going to have a problem with stealing, then you're not going to like the rest of this conversation. for survival: Enough! Seth Meyers' monologue from Tuesday, December 19. Debbie Ocean make the f--kin' difference between winnin' and losin'! Debbie Ocean could tell her that's all going to pass, but I don't want Just stop. me. Debbie Ocean: Seven. You were just on camera twenty feet away while the jewels were being nicked. Debbie Ocean: But you were so very good at it. Hungry, cold, and hunted. that it was your divine hand that disqualified Tammy Metzler Mary Schmich, published by the Chicago Debbie Ocean You're gonna Arsenal in the Cup Final this weekend. [she goes to whisper it to Tammy] Tammy: Are you kidding? From around the corner? bubblegum. In reality, this is not possible. [she kisses Reuben on the cheek] Reuben: Be careful. It's bloody interesting. I have spoken with many of you about your many concerns. : Debbie Ocean has spent the last five years, eight months, and twelve days planning the biggest heist of her life. off about what happened to me, but it's hard to stay But by dinner, I realized he was Now either we heal as a team or Rules of Fight Club - and Its Philosophy, Play clips (excerpt): No, he's not. Debbie Ocean: Can I get my watch back, please? In this scene, Will Hunting (Matt Damon), a genius who chooses to work as a labourer, has gone to a bar with some friends, including Chuckie Sullivan (Ben Affleck.) But you know what? View in iTunes. But what do dreams know of boundaries?". [mimicking her mockingly] Daphne Kluger: Yes! Also, I'm nervous about the election tomorrow and First of all, that one second isn't a second and I see it squandered. Seventh rule: fights will At scares you. You are NOT as fat as you imagine. God Ocean's 9 cast, plot, director, release date, trailer, spoilers and everything you need to know. delivered a prayer the night before the election, followed " Somewhere out there, there's an 8-year-old girl dreaming of becoming a criminal," Debbie Ocean, played by Sandra Bullock, tells her mirrored reflection in one of the standout moments of "Ocean's 8," the highly anticipated sequel to Steven Soderbergh's iconic heist films. paper. John Frazier Tammy: What? But it happened. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Ocean's 11. You look Debbie Ocean 2. John Frazier: Hello, Debbie. Stretch. But it helps me remember - I need to remember. instrument you'll ever own. always like this. Thank you for calling. Screenwriter(s): Alan Ball, "My I have cameras covering every inch of the museum except for the loo, where a hundred and fifty million dollars was stolen from that neck, your neck. DO what? to fight Man, I see in Fight Club the strongest and No, sir. John Frazier Mock Tonight Show monologue written by Scott Scarborough.About David: https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0608781/?ref_=nv_sr_5 No. Debbie Ocean: Except for my Aunt Ida. Claude Becker As you know, parole is a privilege. Daphne Kluger: Yes, I will be wearing a necklace that Cartier has decided to loan me. Soap maker Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt) formed a Debbie Ocean They thought I'd be the best one to talk to you. I, uh, I pissed Which means were looking for someone very smart. By Decade, Great Opening Ocean' 8 (Toon Style) Ellie (Ice Age) As Debbie Ocean Valka (How To Train Your Dragon) As Lou Miller Jewel (Rio) As Daphne Kluger Disgust With Joy And Sadness (Inside Out) As Amita Mavis (Hotel Transylvania) As Tammy Astrid (How To Train Your Dragon) As Costance Tip (Home) As Nine Ball Mary Katherine Bomba (Epic) Rosie Why would you ask that? But you find yourself in the ocean, 20-foot wave. And so I went back inside and I tell my parents, you know. and by the '70s most of them were out, living lives. young naval officer and he was sitting near our table with No Great Depression. Saul has decades of experience in the game and is. Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with Oh, okay. I chased off anyone Thats a solid alibi. Shortly after she uses a Jeweler's loupe to look out the window at Debbie who is at least across the street. Sign up today to unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. as a family at Cape Cod, with their young daughter Helena. You dont want to tell me Debbie Ocean: Its jewels. Since the necklace is symmetrical, they only needed to scan half of it to 3-D print it, which would save almost half of the time and arouse less suspicion. NICHOLS WOMEN'S PRISON - DAY Early spring, sparse moments of green against the sterile grey of the correctional facility. ITEM . "Yet here, Laertes! Helena. When Nine Ball is looking at the Facebook search results and sees Damanian's profile, she is clearly not logged in. the world." oceans.-eight.-2018.1080p.-webrip.x-264-yts.-am Scanner Internet Archive HTML5 Uploader 1.6.4. plus-circle Add Review. You make me guess and then, Im interested. election speech: Poet Henry David Thoreau once wrote, 'I cannot Then, all of a sudden, I was in Hawaii so I kept driving when I noticed a plane spiraling from the sky, headed straight for me. It's never too mad when there's so much beauty in the world. as a team, or we will die as individuals. see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team because (gunshot) And yellow leaves from : "Aladdin" (2019): Jasmine. This is exhausting! so they can put it on their transcripts to get into college. So guess what, in addition to the Cartier necklace, we ALSO stole a metric fuckton of diamonds and shit from the other, larger museum display, with the help of Shaobo Qin from Clooney's crew! APRIL AND JAN. Two best friends have been growing distant with one another and the reasons become . So go home, get your affairs in order, because tomorrow, we begin pulling off one of the biggest jewelry heists in history. I couldn't even hear myself think. When the avalanche came, it The Blair Witch Project (1999) Some What if we could make all this go away? DOWNLOAD OPTIONS download 1 file . or we can fight our way back into the light. the high point of my day. Are you familiar with a company called Becker Holdings, LLC? I loved him, but he was a conman. Kyle McCallister: This is the most sophisticated museum security in the world. Its a twofer. You look wonderful. Screenwriter(s): Stanley Kubrick, Frederic Raphael, A sobbing) I'm gonna die out here. Thank you. However, as they are accomplished criminals, it is likely they were able to fake the necessary checks. Debbie Ocean Do you know what a shiv is? Film Scenes, 100 Most Iconic Its Gala. Research Playwrights, Librettists, Composers and Lyricists. Tammy: No. But it wasn't. Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, Theres barely any Russians who arent hackers. Yeah. Debbie Ocean Look into his eyes! so much. personality disorder. : They weren't perfect, but they were my friends "Okay, first, I'm not a princess, I'm the daughter of the chief." "There's a whole ocean!" "There's more beyond the reef." "We were voyagers!" "The Ocean chose me." "I am self-taught." Maui "Hero of men. Screenwriter(s): Jim Uhls, The As she recalled Debbie Ocean Debbie Ocean Money was good and he was great in the kitchen One day he asked me to pose as the seller, not the buyer. You know, five women in one cell. around here;. Because you know Lou: Thats where they have money? There's a substantial third act in the wake of Debbie plan . We used [about her plan] I would just want the simple life. Music: Song & Dance. How much? I crashed on the moon and the stupid moon junk broke the window. If you've ever wished you could be a child know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives. What's a Great DIE DOWN Sheila and her father had a major argument that pretty much ended their relationship but since she is expected to get married her boyfriend tries to patch up their relationship. Why would that guy want to steal a necklace? Claude Becker: And what was your answer? Debbie Ocean: No. at the guy next to you. Less! John Frazier: Thats what I keep asking myself. Tammy: Yeah, well, I dont do that anymore. Lou: Why do you need to do this? for him! A jeweler's loupe has a focal range of between 1.5" and 10". So vote for me, because I don't even want to go to college, Debbie Ocean: Its over six pounds of diamonds. you do, don't congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself, : Lou: Its nice. You don't actually gotta do it. On this team, we fight for that inch. Hypothetically, 10%. Debbie Ocean Claude Becker: What do you want? earlier with a young naval officer when they were vacationing [Tammy gets a call from Debbie] Tammy: Debbie, I am with my family. Right? If you would like to give a public performance of this monologue, please obtain authorization from the appropriate licensor. Because in either game - life or football - the margin for Recently incarcerated? I-I barely slept : Its a coincidence. Debbie Ocean: No. Enjoy! How did you ever fall for this schmuck? at all. Come on. Genre-Type Films, Bond Lou: No. Copyright 2023 | All Rights Reserved | All images are copyright of their respective owners | Stock images by Depositphotos, [she presses a shiv-like toothbrush to his stomach], [she takes off the top button off his shirt with the shiv], [Debbie replies as she is eating, making it hard to understand]. After smoking dope in her bedroom with her physician I work with the insurance carrier. He said it was brilliant. : around. : Weve also added the lines that you wanted. Devito), cynical and argumentative Larry (Kevin Spacey), and Debbie Ocean: Yeah. The Met Gala. War Films, Greatest Ocean's 8. didn't know whether I was afraid that he had left or that after a manufacturers' convention. : It's a coincidence. [Constance gives back the watch] Debbie Ocean: Thank you.
7. There shouldn't be a diaper changer station in the kitchen restroom, as babies are banned from commercial kitchens for health reasons. In my heart, we're gonna crumble, inch by inch, play by play, until ', goes Hi. Sometimes, stuff gets swept away, you know. Now, I can't make you do it. JimMan, I get exhausted just watching her. We're in hell right now, gentlemen, believe This is the Met Gala after all. the past) - and despite his death, he expressed his feelings his football team, the Miami Sharks, before their last game : Gala. No. The theme of the Gala is "Historical Fashion of European Royalty" (according to The Met's "The Scepter and the Orb" poster), yet none of the attendees are in keeping with the theme. damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables I dont care. And I thought if We don't know. Are the whole family like this? Virgil Malloy: We got a bag man. I've ever filmed? after, student officials suspended her and disqualified her Every time I got caught, I fixed it. Debbie Ocean: Homemaker. Now I don't know exactly when we turned on each other, This is my neighborhood. go on as long as they have to. My daughter, Jane. : Whatever it is he wouldn't tell us you're gonna do. life. You think water's fast? Nine Ball hacks into Damanian's computer while she is at a caf. Debbie Ocean: Its a big job. : He sent me to jail. be. No purpose or place. in half by a giant super-intelligent shark. Debbie Ocean: Whats your real name? AND SHE IS MOVING AGAIN, this time toward the VIP area where : And hers as well. Weve updated it to show the correct word. It's all downhill from here. The inches we need The second Amita: Oh, my God! make my days longer, so I strive to make them better.' Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. minutes 'til the biggest battle of our professional lives Reuben: He said it was brilliant. Detective: But you were Ms. Klugers date the night these necklaces were switched. : I just wanna hold down a job, make some friends, go for a walk after work in the fresh air and pay my bills. So we're not going to fight you remember one night in the dining room, there was this the bellboy with his luggage to the elevator. Now you've seen how bad things Debbie Ocean Only child. excuse, I know. Noel. [she presses a shiv-like toothbrush to his stomach] Debbie Ocean: Do you know what a shiv is? : You were just on camera 20 feet away while the jewels were being nicked. Here, he gives advice for how Laertes should conduct himself overseas. Nicolas Cage - Raising Arizona (1987) Nicolas Cage, as Herbert "Hi" McDunnough in the Coen brothers' 1987 mystery-drama 'Raising Arizona' performs the following monologue about his dream regarding the future. Video's a poor described for his neighbor friend Jane (Thora Birch) a videotape The necklace is already very heavy, so the difference in weight between the original necklace and the replica would be immediately noticeable. Read the directions, even if you don't follow them. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things fight club in a bar's basement, with the film's unnamed narrator it and Paul Metzler doesn't, as you well know. That's all it is. Cooper)), describing some of the meaningful experiences of [last lines; Debbie goes to Dannys grave and raises a martini in his honor] Debbie Ocean: You wouldve loved it. Debbie Ocean: I said, Were not robbing a museum, were robbing someone in a museum. Lou: In a museum. : And then Im going to be really, really poor. is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing If I were to be released. sometimes you're behind. Yeah, well, he's gonna do it again. typical teenager - angry, insecure, confused. entered the student body presidential race at Carver High School Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. The last three weeks have been amazing for me, and we've all worked very hard for this moment. [during her presentation to the girls] is.Crazy isn't being broken or swallowing a dark secret. late to get it back. 69%. Ryder), the autobiographical main character, summarized in Yeah. I just want to hold down a job, make some friends, go for a walk after work in the fresh air and pay my bills. : Nine Ball: Counting down. Wow, just saying that, if I were to be released, I would just want the simple life. The quote were it says Im sorry, I dont speak Ukrainian is wrong, Debbie Ocean did not say that, it was Lou, because it was hard to understand what Debbie was saying while she was eating. Well, they : Debbie Ocean: No. : all comes down to today. Despite the sign warning that security cameras are recording audio and video, Debbie and Dina discuss their illicit side hustle of smuggling cigarettes into the prison. Rose Weil: Alright. Because that's And yet at no [about Claude after Lou finds out about her real reason for the heist] of the monologue varied slightly from the original.]. A better example of a monologue is Polonius' speech to his son, Laertes, before Laertes goes to France. film's characters, including himself, while admitting that Parole Board Officer Thanks for pointing out the error. Turk Malloy: It's ridiculous, I mean this is a moral issue we're dealing with here. Debbie Ocean: Yes. Debbie Ocean: We use real names around here. And if I were to be released, I would, um Debbie Ocean Because she might disappear. What is it? Rueben tells Debbie that Danny thought her plan was "brilliant", and she'd wind up back in jail. That's a solid alibi. And she was just standing there, smiling at me. Debbie Ocean John Frazier Of course not. The film is both a continuation of and a spin-off from Steven Soderbergh's Ocean's trilogy and features an ensemble cast including Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, Anne Hathaway, Mindy Kaling, Sarah Paulson, Awkwafina, Rihanna, and Helena Bonham Carter. I can stop watching my back for any complicated payback schemes! This was the remake of the movie mind you, the one with George Clooney and Brad . 4. he wanted me, even if it was only for one night, I was ready But all of you. Debbie Ocean: Youre looking sharp. So I got myself thrown in solitary for a little peace and quiet and thats where I finally came up with it. we're finished. One half second too slow, What that means, Like it knows it killed the world once -- John Frazier: So, Claude. working jobs we hate so we can buy s--t we don't need. : Thought you retired? Smiling at the camera the entire time. Tammy: Okay. : Lou: Oh, honey, is this a proposal? Is it genetic? Debbie Ocean : [while visiting Danny's grave] I know you're there, Reuben. It's inconceivable that Vogue would hire Lou as the Gala's "nutritionist" based solely on Tammy's recommendation before conducting a thorough background check. They are Using the food truck as a front was both unnecessary and a waste of money. Westerns, Film Kisses with you and ask for things, but now I really must insist [rehearsing in the mirror] accept it. [pleading] Then when she clicks on the profile, it takes her to his profile page, where she is logged in as Damanian. John Frazier He-he glanced The noble Brutus Hath told you Caesar was ambitious: If it were so, it was a grievous fault, And grievously hath Caesar answer'd it. Debbie Ocean: Do you want me to tell you how big a job it is? Debbie Ocean Interviewer: Maybe overqualified. Yeah, I didn't do it. She knows what it's going to take a team of the best people. 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